MST3K Returns- Didn't I Once Fight That Guy?

So, I am watching the first few episodes of the MST3K reboot and remembering that I once got into a fight with Hampton Yount, the comedian who has taken over as Crow. This happened when we were kids- we both went to the same school and he was my brother's friend- and I turned it into a short story, but it is tough to find a magazine market for that I-hit-a-future-pop-culture-icon-with-a-tennis-racket genre. So, naturally, I sent it to the New Yorker, because if you're going to fail, you should try to fail spectacularly.